the-wii-fit-trainer:

this is a thing

somanykilifeels:

The Fellowship of the Flowers

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tamouraka:

I TRIED TO CLOSE SKYPE BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED AND

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

tranqualizer:

mayosjustanickname:

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

Shoutout to my parents

and you know, shout out to our im/migrant parents who were not college educated before they came to the U.S and don’t share a narrative of going from “riches to rags.” shout out to my im/migrant parents who were laborers at home and are still laborers here.

i think it’s important to honor the complexities of our parents histories and uplift their triumphs but let’s remember to do so in a way that honors all of the ways im/migrants exist and all of the places we and our parents come from. we don’t have to prove that capitalism, white supremacy, classism, etc is awful because our parents were once revered college professors or doctors. we don’t have to believe in that assimilation. 

vbshalom:

“Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.”

— Deepak Chopra 

ehunk:

I thought that it was a picture of someone wiping a dirty bootyhole and got really confused

whitedarryl:

harliqueen:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

I want him to toss my salad

Hopefully you know what having your salad tossed means…

girlsbydaylight:

by 舞衣@ついったー依存症 

deforest:

_{Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)}

mysterykid-treehouse:

cressidaisolde:

hypothermiclegumes:

stereofidelic:

noxi:

crush-zombie:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

Good ref image. Shows how and where obvious jams can occur, and what you’d need to adjust to clear one.

Dat engineering.

swrrt jesus  sexy

ooh damn, that is nice.

OMG WHOA good ref

I literally did not know how a gun works until I saw this 

This is relaxing

hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.